Sleep school day 1

I think the first thing everyone here does is check out the other babies (and parents) and work out which ones to stay away from.

I didn’t have to look hard. A certain little miss, two and a half years old but with the attitude of an angsty teenager, made herself known in no uncertain terms. ‘GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! NO! THAT’S MY SLIDE! And then she attempted to stomp on Luca’s tiny inquisitive fingers.

Ahh, the joys of other people’s children. It’s almost like being on a Greyhound bus.

**correction! I just watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and realised that the above resembled Veruca Salt not Violet Beauregarde. She was most definitely a ‘bad egg’.

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